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October 26, 2025

Amy Schumer and Chuck Schumer’s Niece Flee Trump’s America: London, Here We Come!

Hollywood in Panic: Amy Schumer Plots Escape In what experts are calling the most… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Trump Draws the Line: “I Will Not Give $1.5 Trillion to Illegal Immigrants’ Healthcare”

Trump’s Statement Former President Donald Trump recently made headlines with a strong declaration regarding… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Tom Hanks Threatens to Flee America: “This Country Is No Longer What It Once Was”

What’s the Claim? There’s a circulating media claim that Tom Hanks is once again… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Nancy Pelosi Says Trump “Is the Worst President for Children in America’s History”

In a pointed interview, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi publicly declared that Donald Trump is… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Chelsea Clinton Blasts Trump’s White House Tear-Down: “What Was Dismantled Today Isn’t Just Marble or Plaster”

What Actually Happened Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Ethel Cain’s Chilling Message to MAGA Voters: “I Hope Clarity Strikes You Someday … and You Live with the Guilt of What You’ve Done.”

Singer Ethel Cain — the evocative stage persona of Hayden Anhedönia — has made… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Governor Gavin Newsom is furious now that ELECTION MONITORS are being sent by Harmeet Dhillon to make sure he doesn’t cheat in the November election.

What’s going on The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) announced it will dispatch federal… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Nancy Pelosi Says Local Authorities May Arrest Federal Agents If They Break California Law — And Says Donald Trump Can’t Pardon Them

California’s political landscape has erupted into a high-stakes showdown over federal immigration enforcement and… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Hakeem Jeffries Declares “Say It to My Face!” After Meme Onslaught

Hakeem Jeffries, the House Minority Leader, fired off a blistering warning to those spreading… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom says the Department of Justice has “NO BUSINESS” overseeing California’s elections.

California’s Governor Gavin Newsom has issued a forceful rebuke of the U.S. Department of… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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