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June 9, 2026

Donald Trump Calls for Immediate Removal of Homeless from Washington, D.C.

Former President Donald Trump has declared that homeless individuals in Washington, D.C., should be… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

She’s Only 23 — And Preparing to Be the First Human to Live on Mars

At just 23 years old, Alyssa Carson is training for a mission that may… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Melania Trump Threatens $1 Billion Lawsuit Over Hunter Biden’s “False” Epstein Claims

Melania Trump is gearing up for a legal battle that could cost Hunter Biden… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Coldplay Frontman Accidentally Exposes Alleged Affair Between Tech CEO and HR Chief on Stadium Kiss Cam

It was supposed to be a magical night of music and lights—but for one… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Billionaire Plans to Turn Jeffrey Epstein’s Private Island Into Luxury Resort

The Caribbean hideaway once owned by convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is undergoing a… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Trump Diagnosed With Chronic Venous Insufficiency After Swelling Concerns, White House Says

Washington, D.C. — After days of speculation surrounding visible bruising on his hand and… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Should Men Who Competed in Women’s Sports Lose Their Titles? The Fierce Debate Dividing Sports

In recent years, the clash between gender identity and athletic competition has turned into… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Topless on the Job? Australia’s “Bikini Tradie” Reignites Gender Wars with One Very Hot Question

On a 104°F day in Sydney, where the sun hits like a hammer and… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Panic on the Runway: American Airlines Plane Catches Fire with 182 Onboard

A Miami-bound American Airlines flight turned into a terrifying scene on Saturday when smoke… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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June 9, 2026

Study Finds 1 in 3 Women Keep a “Backup Guy” — And It’s Stirring Heated Debate

A revealing new study out of the United Kingdom has ignited fierce conversations about… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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