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July 24, 2025

You Won’t Believe What Hulk Hogan Called “The Greatest Day of My Life” — And It Had Nothing to Do With Wrestling

Before the bright lights of the wrestling ring faded, and long after the cheers of millions had quieted, Hulk Hogan found something even greater than… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

You Won’t Believe What Hulk Hogan Did When No Cameras Were Rolling—This Will Change How You Remember Him Forever

It wasn’t during a televised event. It wasn’t a publicity stunt. It wasn’t even known to most of his fans—until now. Just weeks before his… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

The Day Hulk Hogan Became More Than a Legend

Even legends do real-life heroics. On a quiet night in Tampa, Florida, Hulk Hogan—age 70—spotted a car flipped over on the roadside. And without hesitation,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

Brad Pitt Bought the House Next Door — But What He Did With the Old Man Inside Shocked Everyone

In the mid-90s, Brad Pitt wasn’t just becoming a household name—he was quietly building an empire. Not on screen, but in the hills of Los… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

Tough on Illegals: Trump-Era Border Strategy Still Paying Off as Feds Nab Repeat Offenders

They Thought They’d Be In and Out. Then the Doors Busted Open. It started like any other night in San Antonio—humid, heavy, and forgettable. But… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

Topless on the Job? Australia’s “Bikini Tradie” Reignites Gender Wars with One Very Hot Question

On a 104°F day in Sydney, where the sun hits like a hammer and the sweat pools faster than concrete dries, one woman decided to… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

Trump Wants ‘Indians’ Back—But Who’s He Really Fighting For?

It wasn’t inflation. It wasn’t Ukraine. It wasn’t even Joe Biden dozing off during a NATO summit. No—Donald J. Trump opened up his weekend by… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 21, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard Releases Documents That Could Change the Narrative on a Major Political Scandal

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning and potentially game-changing move, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has declassified over 100 documents that she claims expose… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 21, 2025

Could Trump Strip Citizenship from Elon Musk, Zohran Mamdani or Rosie O’Donnell?

What do the world’s richest man, a prominent political candidate in New York City, and a well-known television personality have in common? They’ve each become… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 21, 2025

Ellen DeGeneres Escapes to UK After Realizing Trump Won’t Be Canceled

Cheltenham, England – Former TV talk show host and professional hugger Ellen DeGeneres says she left the United States because of one man: Donald Trump…. Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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