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October 28, 2025

Eilish’s Hatred for the Hat: Pop Star’s Plea to Ditch MAGA Gear Sparks MAGA Fury in Culture War Crossfire

By Marcus Hale, National Desk LOS ANGELES — Billie Eilish, the Grammy-sweeping pop provocateur… Read more

Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

Sherrill’s Stance Ignites Firestorm: NJ Gubernatorial Hopeful Vows to Mandate LGBTQ Curriculum, Sparking ‘Indoctrination’ Backlash from Parents and GOP

By Elena Vasquez, Washington Correspondent TRENTON, N.J. — In the closing weeks of New… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

Oprah’s Urgent Plea: Media Icon Demands End to Shutdown as SNAP Crisis Looms for 42 Million Americans

By Elena Vasquez, Washington Correspondent WASHINGTON — Oprah Winfrey, the billionaire media mogul whose… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

Shadow Philanthropy: Reclusive Mellon Heir Unmasked as Trump’s $130 Million Military Lifeline Amid Shutdown Chaos

By Marcus Hale, National Desk WASHINGTON — In a revelation that has thrust the… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

DeLauro’s Defiant Stand: Veteran Congresswoman Warns of ‘MAGA Authoritarianism’ as Trump-Musk Power Play Threatens Checks and Balances

By Elena Vasquez, Washington Correspondent WASHINGTON — As the federal government teeters on the… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

King’s Horror Story: Author Slams Trump’s ‘Shameful’ Demolition of White House East Wing as Assault on American Legacy

By Marcus Hale, National Desk WASHINGTON — Horror maestro Stephen King, whose novels have… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 28, 2025

Baldwin’s Fiery Outburst: Actor Blasts Trump Over Shutdown, Farmers’ Plight, and ‘Voter Reckoning’

By Elena Vasquez, Washington Correspondent WASHINGTON — In a blistering social media tirade that… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 27, 2025

Jayapal Vows Defiance as Trump’s “Crime Boss” Spending Spree Ignites Democratic Fury

By Sofia Delgado Washington, D.C. — Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.), the unyielding chair of… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 27, 2025

Luna’s Loyalty Pledge: GOP Firebrand Pushes to Bar Dual Citizens from Congress, Sparking Patriotism vs. Pluralism Clash

By Javier Ruiz Washington, D.C. — In the sweltering cauldron of post-2024 Republican resurgence,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 27, 2025

Democrats Eye Harris-Buttigieg Dream Ticket for 2028 Amid Post-Election Reckoning

By Marcus Hale Washington, D.C. — As the echoes of the 2024 election defeat… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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