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September 23, 2025

Megan Rapinoe Hints at Leaving the U.S. — And Not Everyone Is Upset About It

Outspoken U.S. soccer star Megan Rapinoe is making headlines once again — this time… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Rob Reiner Says Deportations Under Trump Are a ‘Nightmare’: “It’s as Bad as Anything Could Be in This Country”

Hollywood director and outspoken political activist Rob Reiner is no stranger to controversy —… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Sen. Mark Kelly Blames Trump for Dividing the Nation: “We’ve Never Had a President Like This”

In a pointed and impassioned statement that’s already sparking fierce backlash and praise in… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Bully Chokes Ronda Rousey’s Daughter — But He Never Expected UFC Champion Mom to Show Up

In what’s becoming one of the most talked-about moments of the year, a schoolyard… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Returns to Late Night Tonight — No Apology, No Explanation, Just Controversy

After weeks of public outrage, online backlash, and countless calls for accountability, Jimmy Kimmel… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Elon Musk Terminates LGBTQ+ Brand Partnerships After Explosive Scandal — What This Means for Tech, Business, and Culture

In a stunning and highly controversial move, Elon Musk — billionaire CEO of Tesla,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Pritzker Sounds the Alarm: Claims Trump Plans to Use Crime Panic and “Troops at the Ballot Boxes” to Control Midterms

In a stark and dramatic warning, Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker is accusing former President… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Paris Hilton Says She’s Moving to Europe – Social Media Shrugs

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, socialite and occasional DJ Paris Hilton… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Bernie Sanders Tells Republicans: “Stop Using the Word Freedom If You Back Trump”

In a fiery and pointed rebuke during a recent public statement, Senator Bernie Sanders… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Brigitte Macron Breaks Silence with Photo Evidence to Confirm She’s a Woman — Here’s Why That Even Happened

In one of the most bizarre and surreal developments in European political media, France’s… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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