THIS JUST HAPPENED: Karoline Leavitt Calls Brittney Griner ‘Trash’ After Learning the Truth About Her Gender
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Lia Thomas Issues “Ultimatum of the Century” Over Elon Musk: Threatens to Leave America if Billionaire Isn’t Deported
In an unexpected twist no one asked for, Lia Thomas, the polarizing transgender swimmer… Read more
Riley Gaines will be inducted into the NCAA Collegiate Hall of Fame
Riley Gaines Makes NCAA Hall of Fame—Without Winning Gold or Even a Plaque In… Read more
Hollywood Exodus? Goldberg & Rapinoe Debate Disappearing from U.S.—and Taking Credit Card Too
In A Completely Imaginary Announcement, Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe ‘Consider’ Exiting the U.S.—Blaming… Read more
THIS JUST IN: Megan Rapinoe Announces She’s Leaving the U.S.—“I Got No Respect”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning imaginary development, soccer icon Megan Rapinoe has reportedly… Read more
THIS JUST HAPPENED: Carrie Underwood & Elon Musk Join Forces to Take Down “The View”
In one of the most unexpected alliances in entertainment and tech history, country music… Read more
WNBA to Launch Gender Verification Olympics After Learning Brittney Griner Once Beat LeBron in One-on-One
In a move that stunned sports fans and left most scientists giggling into their… Read more
Trump Resurrects Lincoln’s Legacy—And Liberals Are Losing Their Minds
July 30, 2025 – Washington, D.C. At 7:01 AM sharp, without a single word… Read more
Trump Wants ‘Indians’ Back—But Who’s He Really Fighting For?
It wasn’t inflation. It wasn’t Ukraine. It wasn’t even Joe Biden dozing off during… Read more
Ellen DeGeneres Escapes to UK After Realizing Trump Won’t Be Canceled
Cheltenham, England – Former TV talk show host and professional hugger Ellen DeGeneres says… Read more