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Category: Satire

Not everything here is real — but it’s all meant to make you think (or laugh). Exaggeration, irony, and absurdity live in this section.

August 8, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Karoline Leavitt Calls Brittney Griner ‘Trash’ After Learning the Truth About Her Gender

But No One Expected the 7 Words She Said That Shook the Entire League… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

Lia Thomas Issues “Ultimatum of the Century” Over Elon Musk: Threatens to Leave America if Billionaire Isn’t Deported

In an unexpected twist no one asked for, Lia Thomas, the polarizing transgender swimmer… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

Riley Gaines will be inducted into the NCAA Collegiate Hall of Fame

Riley Gaines Makes NCAA Hall of Fame—Without Winning Gold or Even a Plaque In… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

Hollywood Exodus? Goldberg & Rapinoe Debate Disappearing from U.S.—and Taking Credit Card Too

In A Completely Imaginary Announcement, Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe ‘Consider’ Exiting the U.S.—Blaming… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

THIS JUST IN: Megan Rapinoe Announces She’s Leaving the U.S.—“I Got No Respect”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning imaginary development, soccer icon Megan Rapinoe has reportedly… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Carrie Underwood & Elon Musk Join Forces to Take Down “The View”

In one of the most unexpected alliances in entertainment and tech history, country music… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

WNBA to Launch Gender Verification Olympics After Learning Brittney Griner Once Beat LeBron in One-on-One

In a move that stunned sports fans and left most scientists giggling into their… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 30, 2025

Trump Resurrects Lincoln’s Legacy—And Liberals Are Losing Their Minds

July 30, 2025 – Washington, D.C. At 7:01 AM sharp, without a single word… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 24, 2025

Trump Wants ‘Indians’ Back—But Who’s He Really Fighting For?

It wasn’t inflation. It wasn’t Ukraine. It wasn’t even Joe Biden dozing off during… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 21, 2025

Ellen DeGeneres Escapes to UK After Realizing Trump Won’t Be Canceled

Cheltenham, England – Former TV talk show host and professional hugger Ellen DeGeneres says… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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