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Category: Satire

Not everything here is real — but it’s all meant to make you think (or laugh). Exaggeration, irony, and absurdity live in this section.

September 21, 2025

BREAKING—Ringo Starr Steps into the Storm: Calls for Respect After Jimmy Kimmel’s Remarks on Charlie Kirk

Introduction In a surprising turn of events, legendary musician Ringo Starr has publicly addressed… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 21, 2025

“GUESS THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE PUNCHLINES — OR THE TRUTH.” — Stephen Colbert’s Final Strike That Had the Network Sweating and Rivals Closing Ranks

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Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 21, 2025

Celine Dion Backs Jimmy Kimmel Amid ABC Ban: “Freedom of Speech Cannot Be Bought With Money”

The ongoing conflict between Jimmy Kimmel and ABC has reached a new and dramatic… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 21, 2025

“One Joke Too Many. One Voice Too Loud.” — Jimmy Kimmel Aimed at Charlie Kirk, But By the Time the Laughter Died, It Was His Own Career on the Chopping Block — And Now the Network Is Scrubbing the Tape Like It Never Existed

One Joke Too Many – Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk, and the Media Storm That… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 16, 2025

BREAKING: Detroit Lions owner Sheila Ford Hamp sends NFL into a frenzy by declaring: “I will not allow ‘WOKE’ fans in my Stadium and…

In a move that has caused an uproar across the NFL and sports media,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 16, 2025

BREAKING Baltimore Ravens Shock the NFL by Rejecting Elon Musk Tesla Sponsorship Offer

In a move that has stunned the sports world and sent shockwaves across social… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 16, 2025

She Was Fired for Beiпg Kiпd to Pete Hegseth — What He Did the Next Morпiпg Left Her Speechless

Tasha had worked at the small diner on the corner of Main Street for… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 11, 2025

She Never Saw It Coming’ — Pam Bondi’s Courtroom Takedown Stuns the Nation

In a courtroom showdown that had the sports world holding its breath, U.S. Attorney… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 11, 2025

“You Wanted Airtime. Now You’ve Got a Legacy.” — Karoline Leavitt “Destroyed” the Late-Night Talk Show, Causing the Studio to Spiral Into Chaos Live on Air

Late-night television has always thrived on surprise. But what unfolded on The Late Show… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 10, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Announces END of His Show & Bids Farewell to America – “I’m Moving to Canada and NEVER Coming Back!”

The late-night world is in shock (or maybe mild confusion) after Jimmy Kimmel, host… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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