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Category: Satire

Not everything here is real — but it’s all meant to make you think (or laugh). Exaggeration, irony, and absurdity live in this section.

September 25, 2025

Robert De Niro Says MAGA Supporters Are “Part of a Movement That Threatens Democracy”

Introduction Oscar-winning actor Robert De Niro has never been shy about voicing his political… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 25, 2025

Michelle Obama Still Most Admired First Lady by Democrats

Introduction More than six years after leaving the White House, Michelle Obama continues to… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 25, 2025

Mark Ruffalo Accuses Republicans of “Preying on Democrats’ Decency”

Actor and activist Mark Ruffalo, known for his role as Bruce Banner in Marvel’s… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 24, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel REFUSES to Apologize Over Charlie Kirk Controversy — And ABC Is Now in Crisis Mode

TV host and comedian Jimmy Kimmel is at the center of a firestorm —… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 24, 2025

The Obamas Are Said to Be “Livin’ Worry-Free” — But That Could Change with IRS Scrutiny

Rumors have been swirling after news broke that the IRS is intensifying its review… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Megan Rapinoe Hints at Leaving the U.S. — And Not Everyone Is Upset About It

Outspoken U.S. soccer star Megan Rapinoe is making headlines once again — this time… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Bully Chokes Ronda Rousey’s Daughter — But He Never Expected UFC Champion Mom to Show Up

In what’s becoming one of the most talked-about moments of the year, a schoolyard… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Elon Musk Terminates LGBTQ+ Brand Partnerships After Explosive Scandal — What This Means for Tech, Business, and Culture

In a stunning and highly controversial move, Elon Musk — billionaire CEO of Tesla,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Paris Hilton Says She’s Moving to Europe – Social Media Shrugs

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, socialite and occasional DJ Paris Hilton… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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September 23, 2025

Kamala Harris Stuns Viewers by Calling Trump a “Communist Dictator” During Live TV Interview

In a moment that instantly set social media on fire, Vice President Kamala Harris… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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