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Category: Satire

Not everything here is real — but it’s all meant to make you think (or laugh). Exaggeration, irony, and absurdity live in this section.

August 16, 2025

BREAKING: Detroit Lions owner Sheila Ford Hamp sends NFL into a frenzy by declaring: “I will not allow ‘WOKE’ fans in my Stadium and…

In a move that has caused an uproar across the NFL and sports media,… Read more

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August 16, 2025

BREAKING Baltimore Ravens Shock the NFL by Rejecting Elon Musk Tesla Sponsorship Offer

In a move that has stunned the sports world and sent shockwaves across social… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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August 16, 2025

She Was Fired for Beiпg Kiпd to Pete Hegseth — What He Did the Next Morпiпg Left Her Speechless

Tasha had worked at the small diner on the corner of Main Street for… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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August 11, 2025

She Never Saw It Coming’ — Pam Bondi’s Courtroom Takedown Stuns the Nation

In a courtroom showdown that had the sports world holding its breath, U.S. Attorney… Read more

Jordan Ellis
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August 11, 2025

“You Wanted Airtime. Now You’ve Got a Legacy.” — Karoline Leavitt “Destroyed” the Late-Night Talk Show, Causing the Studio to Spiral Into Chaos Live on Air

Late-night television has always thrived on surprise. But what unfolded on The Late Show… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 10, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Announces END of His Show & Bids Farewell to America – “I’m Moving to Canada and NEVER Coming Back!”

The late-night world is in shock (or maybe mild confusion) after Jimmy Kimmel, host… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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August 8, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Karoline Leavitt Calls Brittney Griner ‘Trash’ After Learning the Truth About Her Gender

But No One Expected the 7 Words She Said That Shook the Entire League… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

Lia Thomas Issues “Ultimatum of the Century” Over Elon Musk: Threatens to Leave America if Billionaire Isn’t Deported

In an unexpected twist no one asked for, Lia Thomas, the polarizing transgender swimmer… Read more

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August 4, 2025

Riley Gaines will be inducted into the NCAA Collegiate Hall of Fame

Riley Gaines Makes NCAA Hall of Fame—Without Winning Gold or Even a Plaque In… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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August 4, 2025

Hollywood Exodus? Goldberg & Rapinoe Debate Disappearing from U.S.—and Taking Credit Card Too

In A Completely Imaginary Announcement, Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe ‘Consider’ Exiting the U.S.—Blaming… Read more

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