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October 27, 2025

Omar’s Call to Profile White Men Ignites Debate on Domestic Terrorism and Racial Bias

By Elena Vasquez Washington, D.C. — In a resurfaced 2018 interview that has exploded… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Audrey Holt: A Glimpse into the Digital Muse of Modern Beauty

In the ever-evolving world of digital influencers, Audrey Holt has emerged as a captivating… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Democrats Predict Kamala Harris–AOC Ticket Could Sweep 2028 Election

Speculation Heats Up Democrats are buzzing with excitement over the possibility of a historic… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Jill Biden Warns: Donald Trump is “Dangerous” to Our Families and Our Country

First Lady Speaks Out First Lady Jill Biden recently issued a stark warning regarding… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Bernie Sanders Hails ‘No Kings’ Protests as Major Victory Against MAGA

Bernie Sanders Weighs In Senator Bernie Sanders recently praised the nationwide “No Kings” protests,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom Dreams He Was Born to Save America from Trump: A Political Revelation or Just a Nap Gone Wrong?

California Governor Sees Himself as America’s Chosen Hero In what political analysts are calling… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

JD Vance Sounds Alarm: “Giving Benefits to Illegal Aliens Will Bankrupt America”

The Statement JD Vance, U.S. Senator and author of Hillbilly Elegy, recently made headlines… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Amy Schumer and Chuck Schumer’s Niece Flee Trump’s America: London, Here We Come!

Hollywood in Panic: Amy Schumer Plots Escape In what experts are calling the most… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Trump Draws the Line: “I Will Not Give $1.5 Trillion to Illegal Immigrants’ Healthcare”

Trump’s Statement Former President Donald Trump recently made headlines with a strong declaration regarding… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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October 26, 2025

Tom Hanks Threatens to Flee America: “This Country Is No Longer What It Once Was”

What’s the Claim? There’s a circulating media claim that Tom Hanks is once again… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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