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Jordan Ellis

Jordan Ellis

Jordan covers a wide range of stories — from social trends to cultural moments — always aiming to keep readers informed and curious. With a degree in Journalism from NYU and 6+ years of experience in digital media, Jordan blends clarity with relevance in everyday news.
August 12, 2025

He Just Told the Pentagon to Draw Up Force Plans—Against Drug Cartels

In an escalation few saw coming, President Trump has ordered the Pentagon to prepare… Read more

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August 11, 2025

He Threatened to ‘Run D.C.’ Himself — Now He’s Sending Troops and Taking Over the Police

President Donald Trump has escalated his criticism of Washington, D.C., by openly considering a… Read more

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August 11, 2025

They Panicked—PepsiCo Just Pledged to Drop All Artificial Flavors by 2025

PepsiCo is turning the food industry upside down—announcing that it will remove all artificial… Read more

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August 11, 2025

‘If They Don’t Clean It Up… I’ll Do It’ — Trump Hints at Federal Takeover of NYC, Chicago, and D.C.

President Donald Trump has escalated his long-standing criticism of Democratic-led cities by publicly hinting… Read more

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August 11, 2025

She Never Saw It Coming’ — Pam Bondi’s Courtroom Takedown Stuns the Nation

In a courtroom showdown that had the sports world holding its breath, U.S. Attorney… Read more

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August 11, 2025

No one clapped for my daughter at her school talent show

The silence was deafening. Not the kind of quiet that follows a standing ovation,… Read more

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August 11, 2025

Virginia Raid Stuns Nation — You Won’t Believe Who Was Taken Away in Handcuffs

WOODBRIDGE, VA — In a tightly coordinated operation near Washington, D.C., federal agents arrested… Read more

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August 11, 2025

“You Wanted Airtime. Now You’ve Got a Legacy.” — Karoline Leavitt “Destroyed” the Late-Night Talk Show, Causing the Studio to Spiral Into Chaos Live on Air

Late-night television has always thrived on surprise. But what unfolded on The Late Show… Read more

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August 10, 2025

Daughter-in-Law Excludes Stepson from Wedding Photos, Declaring ‘He’s Not My Child’—Mother-in-Law’s Response Exposes True Character

The Wedding That Exposed Everything: When Stepparent Rejection Threatens Family Unity In the complex… Read more

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August 10, 2025

She Said ‘Get Out’—What I Did Next Left Everyone Speechless

When My Daughter Cast Me Out at 64, I Used My Last $387 to… Read more

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