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Jordan Ellis

Jordan Ellis

Jordan covers a wide range of stories — from social trends to cultural moments — always aiming to keep readers informed and curious. With a degree in Journalism from NYU and 6+ years of experience in digital media, Jordan blends clarity with relevance in everyday news.
October 26, 2025

Nancy Pelosi Says Trump “Is the Worst President for Children in America’s History”

In a pointed interview, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi publicly declared that Donald Trump is… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Chelsea Clinton Blasts Trump’s White House Tear-Down: “What Was Dismantled Today Isn’t Just Marble or Plaster”

What Actually Happened Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Ethel Cain’s Chilling Message to MAGA Voters: “I Hope Clarity Strikes You Someday … and You Live with the Guilt of What You’ve Done.”

Singer Ethel Cain — the evocative stage persona of Hayden Anhedönia — has made… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Governor Gavin Newsom is furious now that ELECTION MONITORS are being sent by Harmeet Dhillon to make sure he doesn’t cheat in the November election.

What’s going on The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) announced it will dispatch federal… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Nancy Pelosi Says Local Authorities May Arrest Federal Agents If They Break California Law — And Says Donald Trump Can’t Pardon Them

California’s political landscape has erupted into a high-stakes showdown over federal immigration enforcement and… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Hakeem Jeffries Declares “Say It to My Face!” After Meme Onslaught

Hakeem Jeffries, the House Minority Leader, fired off a blistering warning to those spreading… Read more

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October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom says the Department of Justice has “NO BUSINESS” overseeing California’s elections.

California’s Governor Gavin Newsom has issued a forceful rebuke of the U.S. Department of… Read more

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October 26, 2025

General Mark Milley Says He Fears He Will Be Court-Martialled

Retired US Army General Mark A. Milley said he fears he could be recalled… Read more

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September 28, 2025

Lisa Murkowski Hints at Leaving the GOP — What a Party Switch Could Mean

In a surprising revelation that has already sent ripples through Washington, Republican Senator Lisa… Read more

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September 28, 2025

Op‑Ed — “Somebody Needs to Open an Investigation”: What Laura Ingraham’s Line Really Signals

Laura Ingraham’s line — “Somebody needs to open an investigation into the Democrat Party… Read more

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