Tough on Illegals: Trump-Era Border Strategy Still Paying Off as Feds Nab Repeat Offenders
They Thought They’d Be In and Out. Then the Doors Busted Open. It started… Read more
Topless on the Job? Australia’s “Bikini Tradie” Reignites Gender Wars with One Very Hot Question
On a 104°F day in Sydney, where the sun hits like a hammer and… Read more
Trump Wants ‘Indians’ Back—But Who’s He Really Fighting For?
It wasn’t inflation. It wasn’t Ukraine. It wasn’t even Joe Biden dozing off during… Read more
Tulsi Gabbard Releases Documents That Could Change the Narrative on a Major Political Scandal
Washington, D.C. — In a stunning and potentially game-changing move, Director of National Intelligence… Read more
Could Trump Strip Citizenship from Elon Musk, Zohran Mamdani or Rosie O’Donnell?
What do the world’s richest man, a prominent political candidate in New York City,… Read more
Ellen DeGeneres Escapes to UK After Realizing Trump Won’t Be Canceled
Cheltenham, England – Former TV talk show host and professional hugger Ellen DeGeneres says… Read more
Ellen DeGeneres Begs to Return to U.S. After Realizing Tea Isn’t a Personality
London, UK – After years abroad sipping lukewarm tea, mastering the art of passive-aggressive… Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Accidentally Wins “Most Hated in Hollywood” Award Again, Beats Out Traffic and Kale
Hollywood, CA – In what insiders are calling “a statistical miracle, or perhaps just… Read more
Trump vs. MAGA: The Epstein Files Fallout That Could Break the Base
You can survive two impeachments, four indictments, and even being banned from Twitter. But… Read more
U.S. House Speaker Breaks with Trump: Demands Full Release of Epstein Files
U.S. House Speaker Turns on Trump, Calls for Release of Epstein Files For years,… Read more