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Jordan Ellis

Jordan Ellis

Jordan covers a wide range of stories — from social trends to cultural moments — always aiming to keep readers informed and curious. With a degree in Journalism from NYU and 6+ years of experience in digital media, Jordan blends clarity with relevance in everyday news.
August 3, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Carrie Underwood & Elon Musk Join Forces to Take Down “The View”

In one of the most unexpected alliances in entertainment and tech history, country music… Read more

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August 3, 2025

WNBA to Launch Gender Verification Olympics After Learning Brittney Griner Once Beat LeBron in One-on-One

In a move that stunned sports fans and left most scientists giggling into their… Read more

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August 2, 2025

Salma Hayek Shocks Fans: “I Never Thought I’d Be a Swimsuit Cover Girl at 58”

Salma Hayek is no stranger to the spotlight, but even she seemed surprised by… Read more

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August 2, 2025

Trump Sends Nuclear Submarines Toward Russia After Medvedev’s Warning: “We Had to Do It”

President Donald Trump has authorized the deployment of two nuclear submarines to what he… Read more

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August 2, 2025

After 6 Years of Devotion, He Walked Out: A Wife’s Silent Sacrifice Ends in Divorce

A Malaysian woman who cared for her bedridden husband for six years after a… Read more

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August 2, 2025

Study Finds 1 in 3 Women Keep a “Backup Guy” — And It’s Stirring Heated Debate

A revealing new study out of the United Kingdom has ignited fierce conversations about… Read more

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August 1, 2025

Trump Reinstates Presidential Fitness Test in U.S. Schools — “We’re Raising Strong Americans Again”

In a move that’s sparking debate in schools and living rooms across America, former… Read more

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July 31, 2025

Vice President Vance Decries ‘Mob of Lawless Thugs’ After Cincinnati Brawl

It began as an ordinary late‑night scene in downtown Cincinnati—but quickly turned into a… Read more

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July 30, 2025

Trump Resurrects Lincoln’s Legacy—And Liberals Are Losing Their Minds

July 30, 2025 – Washington, D.C. At 7:01 AM sharp, without a single word… Read more

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July 30, 2025

Trump Slaps 25% Tariffs on India — But Now He’s Backpedaling, Pretending to Negotiate

July 30, 2025 – Washington / New Delhi — In a sharp escalation of… Read more

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