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Day: August 12, 2025

August 12, 2025

Donald Trump Calls for Immediate Removal of Homeless from Washington, D.C.

Former President Donald Trump has declared that homeless individuals in Washington, D.C., should be… Read more

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August 12, 2025

Just 24, Gone Too Soon—Adult Star Lina Bina Passes Away After ‘Hidden’ Health Crisis

The online world was stunned this week to learn that Lina Bina, the vibrant… Read more

Jordan Ellis
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August 12, 2025

He Just Told the Pentagon to Draw Up Force Plans—Against Drug Cartels

In an escalation few saw coming, President Trump has ordered the Pentagon to prepare… Read more

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