Lia Thomas Issues “Ultimatum of the Century” Over Elon Musk: Threatens to Leave America if Billionaire Isn’t Deported
In an unexpected twist no one asked for, Lia Thomas, the polarizing transgender swimmer… Read more
The Hidden Dangers of Self-Checkout: A Lawyer’s Warning for Every Shopper
What started as a corporate experiment to cut labor costs has now turned into… Read more
Riley Gaines will be inducted into the NCAA Collegiate Hall of Fame
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Hollywood Exodus? Goldberg & Rapinoe Debate Disappearing from U.S.—and Taking Credit Card Too
In A Completely Imaginary Announcement, Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe ‘Consider’ Exiting the U.S.—Blaming… Read more
Colbert Canceled! CBS Dumps Left‑Wing Comedy After Trump Criticism
In a moment that stunned late-night audiences, CBS confirmed it will retire the 33-year-old… Read more
THIS JUST IN: Megan Rapinoe Announces She’s Leaving the U.S.—“I Got No Respect”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning imaginary development, soccer icon Megan Rapinoe has reportedly… Read more