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Day: August 3, 2025

August 3, 2025

Jill Biden Faces Elder Abuse Allegations After Joe Biden’s Cancer Diagnosis

It started with a health update—but it didn’t end there. On the heels of… Read more

Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Trump Slams Pelosi for ‘Disgraceful’ Stock Gains—Demands Investigation

A bipartisan storm is brewing on Capitol Hill as lawmakers inch closer to banning… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

“Cash to Leave America?”— Illegals Just Got a Surprise Offer from DHS, With a Clock Ticking

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A bold immigration policy, echoing the no-nonsense tone of the Trump… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

BREAKING: Elon Musk Shares Explosive Comments on Epstein Files — Sparks New Calls for Transparency

Public Temperature Rises on Epstein Fallout Interest in Jeffrey Epstein’s scandal remains intense more… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Carrie Underwood & Elon Musk Join Forces to Take Down “The View”

In one of the most unexpected alliances in entertainment and tech history, country music… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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August 3, 2025

WNBA to Launch Gender Verification Olympics After Learning Brittney Griner Once Beat LeBron in One-on-One

In a move that stunned sports fans and left most scientists giggling into their… Read more

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Jordan Ellis
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