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Day: July 18, 2025

July 18, 2025

Whoopi Goldberg Accidentally Wins “Most Hated in Hollywood” Award Again, Beats Out Traffic and Kale

Hollywood, CA – In what insiders are calling “a statistical miracle, or perhaps just… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 18, 2025

Trump vs. MAGA: The Epstein Files Fallout That Could Break the Base

You can survive two impeachments, four indictments, and even being banned from Twitter. But… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 18, 2025

U.S. House Speaker Breaks with Trump: Demands Full Release of Epstein Files

U.S. House Speaker Turns on Trump, Calls for Release of Epstein Files For years,… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 18, 2025

Why Is Trump Defending Pam Bondi So Fiercely — And What Does Epstein Have To Do With It?

In yet another signature social media tirade, former President Donald Trump left supporters and… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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July 18, 2025

Trump Threatens Lawsuit Over Epstein Letter Allegations, Demands Full Disclosure

In a stunning escalation, former President Donald Trump has vowed to sue The Wall… Read more

Jordan Ellis
Jordan Ellis
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