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Day: July 17, 2025

July 17, 2025

Trump’s ‘America First’ Victory: Apple Moves Rare Earth Production Back to U.S. Soil

From dependency to dominance — the comeback begins in the dirt beneath our feet…. Read more

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July 17, 2025

Trump Diagnosed With Chronic Venous Insufficiency After Swelling Concerns, White House Says

Washington, D.C. — After days of speculation surrounding visible bruising on his hand and… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Derek Chauvin’s Life Behind Bars Is Darker Than Anyone Imagined

When Derek Chauvin was convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020, it… Read more

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July 17, 2025

JD Vance’s “Trump 2028” Stunt Backfires—Wife Usha Looks Miserable Again

JD Vance thought he was being clever. A grinning selfie, a bold red “Trump… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Karoline Leavitt Channels ‘White House Barbie’ Again—But This Time, Critics Say She Went Too Far

It was supposed to be a historic moment. On June 27, President Trump oversaw… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Federal Raid at L.A.’s MacArthur Park Sparks Clash Between Border Patrol and Mayor Bass

A dramatic immigration enforcement operation unfolded at MacArthur Park in Los Angeles this week,… Read more

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July 17, 2025

DOJ Challenges Minnesota Over Tuition Aid—Sparks National Debate on Immigration and Education

In a move that could reshape how states design education policy, the U.S. Department… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Classified Docs Set for Release—Could Rewrite What We Thought About 2016

Newly surfaced classified documents tied to the U.S. government’s 2016 investigation into Russian election… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Wife Leaves Breakup Note and Hides Under Bed—What Her Husband Did Next Left Her Shaking

Fed up with her husband constantly coming home late from golf, one woman decided… Read more

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July 17, 2025

Not only her statements, Karoline Leavitt is also continues to make social media drool after leaked photos of her in a tiny pinky bikini.

In a moment that has stunned both political watchers and celebrity gossip fans alike,… Read more

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